found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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