But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She's the barista slut.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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