getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
how drunk are you?
Several
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
