I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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