I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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