I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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