Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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