He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
