Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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