im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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