got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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