He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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