last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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