I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
someone owes me an orgasm
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize