Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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