youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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