I think I am morally bankrupt
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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