Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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