Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
