Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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