Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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