If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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