I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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