did you get engaged???
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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