Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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