Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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