how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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