She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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