Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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