i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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