help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
