Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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