Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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