I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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