Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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