She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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