Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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