i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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