There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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