just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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