i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
