1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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