You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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