Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
