waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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