We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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