I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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