Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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