his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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