Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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